A man walked into a bar Ouch!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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