Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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"33"

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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