knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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