A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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knock knock There's no door

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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field day?

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david poredos

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Refrigerator

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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feminists.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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