What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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People...

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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