Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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