- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

I bet you read this. Told ya.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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