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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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