What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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balls

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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