A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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