Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A kid has no friends.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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