- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

7+5=12

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's blue? The sky.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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