- Anti Joke

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

a man makes a bad joke

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's blue? The sky.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.