"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why? Why Not?

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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