- Anti Joke

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Justin Beiber's Talent.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer