- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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