One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Harry Chappell raped someone

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

YOU

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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