- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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