What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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