- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Pull my finger ouch..

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

why is pie good. because it just is.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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