Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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My children are mistakes

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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haha

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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