- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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