A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Testicles.

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are you gay does your mom know

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adam hodgson !

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Your mom

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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