Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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