- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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