- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Vagina.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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