- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What did Washington say to California? WC

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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