- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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