- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

You're a frog

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Hail Heetluh

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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