- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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