Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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so the weather's nice...

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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soccer

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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