- Anti Joke

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How many mathematicians does it take to count?