- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Harry Chappell raped someone

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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