Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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