- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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