- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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