- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

this is not a drill.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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