What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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