- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do you call a black man? Black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

2 + 2 = 4

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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