- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Ain't idn't a word.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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