How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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