Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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kushagra tyagi

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Matt is a Duster!

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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