- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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