Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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8--------------------- penis

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Anti Joke

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