my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Asians

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Has u seen my grammar?

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Your mom is so old she died

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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