- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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