- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was once a jew

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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