- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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