Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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this is not a drill.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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