- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How high is a Chinaman

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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