- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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