- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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