Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Your mom

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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