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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Church.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

bryden is a faggot

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Patrick Campbell