- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

cancer

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Vagina.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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