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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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