- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What's the difference between a duck?

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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