- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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