Smeg...

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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So does Blake

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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