Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

H o m o comes out as homo

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

A shark ate your mom

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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