why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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ass.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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