- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??