Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Anti Joke

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