Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Wanker

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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