- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

"Knock knock." "No."

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??