knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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My children are mistakes

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haha

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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