- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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