Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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2 + 2 = 4

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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