What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

tommy is retared

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

hello

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...