Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

i lost the game

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

I have a gay camel

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What comes after 69? 70

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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