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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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