- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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