- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How high is a Chinaman

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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