- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

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