- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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