Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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