Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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