- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Your mother is average.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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