How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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