- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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